For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know
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if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case
not a vegan by choice mind you, a person who physically could not digest animal proteins
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So, I had a guy hand me his number today and he followed it with, "I mean no disrespect, but here—"
I told him I was flattered but had a long term, serious girlfriend, who I loved very much.
To which he responded, still pleasant and with polite interest, ”She’s a lucky woman. How long have you been together?”
THAT is how you approach/handle a ‘no’, boys. take fucking notes.
Reblogging because this is freakin’ important
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if you ever call me cute i will think about it all day
and when i go to sleep i’ll just be a little burrito of blankets
and i will whisper quietly
“they called me cute”
Literally you don’t understand. I will literally smile all day just because somebody called me cute.
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